Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
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Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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