how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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