Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
two words: eviction party
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
