Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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