Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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