Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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