Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
