He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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