So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Mom said you looked used
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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