Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Randomize
