i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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