she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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