Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
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Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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