this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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