It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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