Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole