I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
My nipple is on Facebook.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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