it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
It's official drugs can't kill me
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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