Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
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I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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