I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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