Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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