I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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