That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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