The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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