You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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