we're blogging at a bar
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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