You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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