doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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