we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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