I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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