She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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