How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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