Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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