would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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