Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
So squirting runs in the family.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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