seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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