girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You may now shotgun with the bride
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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