Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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