Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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