Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I got her a Nickelback box set.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
