that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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