i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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