We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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