The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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