Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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