Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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