hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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