no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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