I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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