Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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