No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.