waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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