I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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