we have officially lost it.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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