U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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