well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Randomize
