So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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