you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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